1. Judge everyone and everything immediately and without question
2. It’s better to be brutally honest than not stick to your principals
3. Expletives make the lady
4. Don’t waste your breath on those who don’t deserve it
5. Never lower your standards for anyone
6. Be a generous, warm, giving person
7. Don’t let other people stop you from doing things your way
8. Always make sure you’ve made your point
9. Be there for your friends
11. Learn to prioritize
12. Remember: Money. Is. Everything.
13. Cherish Motherhood
14. Always see the positives
15. Life is all about YOU
I realize now that the reason why I love Lucille so much is that, based on this list, we have almost everything in common.