LIONS ARCH – Zommoros, the djinn trapped in what is commonly referred to as the Mystic Forge, has stated that he will begin returning nothing but bags of animal entrails if work to restore Lion’s Arch does not commence soon. We spoke with Miyani, attendant to Zommoros who passed along the following;
“Big Z isn’t too happy about the locale. We moved him over here when skritt hit the fan, but I assured him that it was temporary and that once Scarlett was taken care of things would start getting done around here. Well, it’s been a couple months and… you know. But Z was all like, ‘I REQUIRE A MORE SCENIC SETTING,’ and, ‘COMMAND THESE PEOPLE TO CLEAN,’ and, ‘TELL THAT GUY TO STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME HIS JENNAH DOLLS,’ so, yeah, he’s a bit grumpy and he might start giving people big bags of deer guts and stuff.”
No word from Ellen Kiel or other members of the Lion’s Arch council on when work might get underway. Rumors are stirring, however, that the sheer magnitude of damage may be the catalyst of a major overhaul to the city’s appearance.
Stop the presses.
… There was a time Zommoros returned something other than bags of animal entrails?